To an enlisted female military friend & fan serving The USA overseas.

Hey Girl !
Glad to hear you're havin' so much fun ! Sorry I'm missing it all this time !
Didn't send any Xmas presents cuz I'm not sure if they are letting ANYTHING I send ANYWHERE get out of town !
If these photos get thru they will have to do for presents ! ( Let Me know if you get them.. or any of this e-mail at all )

Not much out of the ordinary going on in My life, but I'll share a little anyway.
Let's see, I'll start with" Now" and go back thru the holidays until My memory fails Us ...

Now !
5:15 AM The sun is just starting to peek thru the drapes again ( so I gotta hurry and get to My "Dark Room").
Just had a midnite snack... and I think I hear her waking up again...

Happy New Year !!
AVN / InterneXt Conventions in Vegas: I'm sending a copy of My badge and a few photos. Don't remember the dates...
Left in 2005 and got back the other day.
Stayed at a friend's brand new mini-mansion. (No Snow... Don't remember if it was cold or not... )

Went to so many parties I only remember the beginnings of a few ( that's why I take photos...)

1) Partied with "(censored) Video" in the suite where they filmed "(censored)" the movie.
The movie used this suite to show that "(censored)" had made HUGE MONEY.
The downstairs was 4 levels ( 76th floor) and the bedroom suites were on the 77th floor.
They all had saunas, steam rooms, jacuzzis, etc. Everything (TVs on revolving pedestals, Drapes, etc) is remote controlled.
Of course there were Girls everywhere (not necessarily anywhere near their clothing).
Thanks to everyone involved in THAT !! I loved every minute...

2) The two girls in front of the convention center with Me are locals that remembered Me from a previous trip...
wasn't even a convention in town that trip.

3) I met the girl in black with the silver ropes (look at the reflection in the mirror) in California before I left.
She showed up in Vegas a few days after I got there.
Photo is of Me & her & a few strangers entertaining ( and being entertained ) at an Private Bondage Party on the 33rd floor of a major casino, "The (censored)".
4) Went to "Legends of Erotica" Hall of Fame Induction ceremony again this year
(see the list of inductees on the flyer).
Larry Flynt was a "No-Show" cuz he was entertaining at "Club (censored)" at "(censored)".
There was a party afterwards but I'm POSITIVE those photos won't get thru.

Mary XXXmas !!!
Did some unspeakable things to a very nice girl, then took her around Balboa Island and found the Winner of the Island's Xmas display contest. Check out the bottom photo for the little sign that tells how much juice he's using !! He said he had 25,000 lights up and it takes him two weekends to put it all up...
Then I got her fed and drunk at "The (censored)" overlooking Newport Channel and back to more unspeakable stuff.
(P.S. her name isn't really Mary). No Snow... but it got pretty WET in the middle of the night / early morning hours...

Happy Thanksgiving ???
Don't remember a damn thing... no bullshit... no exaggeration ....

Stay Cocked and hurry home lady, Jerry